The days I recall being wonderful

"So I was saying, Me and Coffee are like this. We’re tight. We hang out a lot. We drink together, eat together, ice cream and dessert together. And you know what they say, those who snack together, crap together. We do it all. I even had a vision that my first child will be coffee colored. I sure hope so. That could also mean I might marry an Indian woman which would make me the most stoked. Until then, I wish I had a best friend whose name happened to be Coffee. I could start calling Toca that I guess. He is both bold and brown after all, and usually lifts me up when I'm feeling down.

Ciao now brown cow"